1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,973 ** 2 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,378 Come on. This way. 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,546 Where? You're good. 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,148 What are we doing? 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,417 Are their handcuffs involved in this? 6 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,387 Should I call in late for work? 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,089 Oh! You wanna do it on the table? 8 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,856 No, we can't do that, the kids eat on it 9 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:25,759 Just sit down, okay? 10 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,561 It's for my culinary class. 11 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:28,829 Oh, okay. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,798 Now, open wide. 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:34,768 Hmm. Oh! Ooh! That's good! 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,537 Mmm. Do I detect... 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,739 a hint of vanilla extract? Hmm? Hmm? 16 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,174 A flutter of oregano? 17 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,842 It's an eggroll, Tony. 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,677 Damn good one. What else you got? 19 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,246 Uh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. 20 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,182 Try this. Here we go. 21 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:51,285 Mmm! I know what that is. That's spinach dip. 22 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,187 It's hummus, Tony. 23 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:56,457 That's what I said. Hummus this tastes like spinach dip? 24 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,558 See the wordplay I did there? 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:58,726 Hummus, how much? 26 00:00:58,759 --> 00:00:59,960 Come on, you can work with a brother here. 27 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,462 Can I take this blindfold off now, please? 28 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:02,763 Fine. 29 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,998 You're no fun. 30 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:07,768 I'm saying this little cooking class thing is gonna be all right. 31 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,237 What else do they offer at that school? 32 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,439 Housekeeping 101? 33 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,706 Intro to Ironing? 34 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,642 Do they offer a doctorate in dishwashing? 35 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:15,943 You know, I don't know, 36 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:19,647 but they do offer advanced celibacy. 37 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,149 Cooking's cool. Cooking's cool. 38 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:23,851 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 39 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:26,220 * The bill collectors want their fee * 40 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,456 * The kids keep talking back to me * 41 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,591 * Family Time 42 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,493 * Family time, Family Time 43 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:36,230 * Family Time 44 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,566 ** 45 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,568 (sniffing) 46 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,671 Yo, it smells like cake in here. 47 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,873 I got dibs on licking the bowl. 48 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,075 Uh-uh, my brother. You got to get your own. 49 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,643 Look, you get your own one, 50 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,179 then you call dibs on licking the bowl. 51 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,414 I actually do got my own woman at school. 52 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,048 Okay. Well, I suggest you get her to bake you something 53 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,284 in her little Easy-Bake Oven. 54 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,186 Tony! What? 55 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,621 He started it. 56 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,356 Mom, I need to talk to you about 57 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,458 this whole andquot;you going back to schoolandquot; thing. 58 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,960 What happened to being a stay-at-home mom? 59 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,262 I know you want a career, 60 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,431 but who's gonna take care of me? 61 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,200 Uh, well, I wonder what happened 62 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,668 to the good old days when kids would clean their rooms 63 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:15,769 and listen to their parents 64 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,037 and play with their friends. 65 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,339 That's kind of what I wonder. 66 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,973 But okay. You want me to take care of you. 67 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,675 Where's your homework? Let me see that. How about that? 68 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,711 See, that's my point. 69 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,347 You don't have time to be worried about my homework. 70 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,349 You should be focusing on your career. 71 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,983 Mmm. 72 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,886 That spinach dip looks bomb. 73 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,622 (crunching) 74 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,626 Tony! Hmm? 75 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,294 That's your son. 76 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,129 (telephone rings) 77 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,464 Hello. 78 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,334 Oh! What's up, Uncle John? What's happening, baby? 79 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,535 Oh, you in town? 80 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,237 Well, you better come on by. 81 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,904 Yeah! I mean, we'd love to have you. 82 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:53,707 That's right. Well, bring your appetite. 83 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,276 Okay, we'll see you later. 84 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,710 Who was that? 85 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,912 You remember my godparents, Gladys and Uncle John. 86 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,014 Yeah, they're in town, so I told them to swing by for dinner. 87 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,483 Oh, let me guess. 88 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,017 You expect me to cook this dinner. 89 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,553 Absolutely. 90 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,788 I ain't paying for culinary school for you to cook less. 91 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,691 Besides, this'll give you a chance to cook, you know, 92 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,560 for an unbiased audience. 93 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,528 People in this house will tell you whatever you want to hear. 94 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,630 Hey, guys. Hello. 95 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,968 That's disgusting. 96 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,273 It's amazing how much she looks like you. 97 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:31,279 Mmm. Smells so good. 98 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,547 Baby, can you just put that on the table right here? 99 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,816 All right. (doorbell rings) 100 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,358 Tony! Hey! 101 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,395 You look good, boy! 102 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,629 Hey, don't he look good, Gladys? 103 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,130 Oh! Ha! 104 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,899 All handsome, all grown-up! 105 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,734 Oh! There's my beautiful niece. 106 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,836 Hi, Aunt Gladys. 107 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,371 Hey, kids! Your aunt and uncle are here! 108 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,139 Come on down and say hi! 109 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,611 Who are these big kids? 110 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,946 That can't be Darren and Ebony. 111 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,214 It's Devin. 112 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,316 How you doing, Uncle John? 113 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:11,084 Hi, Aunt Gladys. Hi, baby. 114 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,454 Get over here and give your aunty a nice big hug. 115 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,228 Oh, so good to see everybody. 116 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,763 Yeah, it's gonna be even better after we eat. 117 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,398 Who's hungry? 118 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:31,104 Oh, Lisa, you did your thing in the kitchen, girl. 119 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,206 Thank you, Uncle John. There's plenty more. 120 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,608 Anybody want seconds? 121 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,109 Oh, no, no, no. 122 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,412 I ate way more than I should have. 123 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,348 Oh, no worries. 124 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,750 He'll work it off later. 125 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,519 Hope you mean by taking a leisurely stroll. 126 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,188 Yeah, something like that. 127 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,390 Well, Uncle John, 128 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,958 I've been patient long enough. 129 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,361 What'd you bring us? Devin. 130 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,162 Oh, no, no, David's right. 131 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,898 He knows we always bring the kids a little souvenir 132 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,434 from our many, many travels. 133 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:03,671 (laughs) We got this one for you, Ebony. 134 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,872 Aw! 135 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,507 (whispering) She looks dead. 136 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,677 Ebony, the proper response is andquot;Thank you. 137 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,479 Thank you, Aunt Gladys... 138 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:14,948 for my creepy-looking doll that I will never play with. 139 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,518 And, Devante... 140 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,488 It's Devin! 141 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,289 You're into semantics? 142 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,924 Well, since you're a smart young man, 143 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:27,528 we brought you a mind twister. 144 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,263 Little something new on the market. 145 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,699 Wow. 146 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,834 This is what I've always wanted. 147 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,703 A square with more squares on it. 148 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,106 It's a Rubik's Cube. You know, a puzzle. 149 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,708 You have to make all the sides the same color. 150 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:43,076 That's no puzzle. That's easy. 151 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,078 I can bust this out right now. 152 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,980 So, where are you guys staying? 153 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,649 Well, we were gonna stay with your parents, 154 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,317 but they went fishing for the weekend. 155 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,519 Oh, that's right. 156 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,421 And we were gonna stay at the hotel down the street, 157 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,055 but they're all booked up. 158 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,724 Must be some kind of convention in town. 159 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,759 Oh. All the hotels? Mm-hmm. 160 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,461 Even the motels? 161 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,629 Motel? No. 162 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,431 Lisa, Lisa, wait. You know what? 163 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,232 I forgot. I got to show you something in the kitchen. 164 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,000 Would you please excuse us? 165 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:11,972 He probably just wants to tell me how good dinner was. 166 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,974 Listen, I love my godparents to death, 167 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,476 but they cannot stay here. 168 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,445 Why? I mean, we have a guest bedroom. 169 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,613 Let's just finish the evening and let them go. 170 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,982 Oh-- No, no, no, no buts, no buts. 171 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,350 Trust your man on this one. 172 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,985 That doesn't make any sense. 173 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:28,055 We need to get on so we can get up on that road, girl. 174 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,290 Well, that's a six-hour drive. 175 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,626 Oh, no, don't worry about us. 176 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,061 We'll be all right. Ha ha. 177 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,329 As long as John's narcolepsy doesn't kick in. 178 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,265 (snoring) 179 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,833 Oh. I'm up. I'm up. 180 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,770 No. This is just silly, okay? 181 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,938 We have an extra bedroom upstairs. 182 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,107 We would love it if you'd just stay with us a night or two. 183 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,610 Lisa, what the-- Fantastic idea. 184 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,644 (laughs) 185 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,213 That sounds great. Thank you. 186 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,382 (laughs nervously) 187 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,887 ** 188 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,126 See, Tony? They are already gone. 189 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,061 I don't know what you were so worried about. 190 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:12,065 Five, four, three, two, one. 191 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,368 Tony! Lisa! What are you kids up to? 192 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,270 You gotta learn to trust your man. 193 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,172 Uncle John, we thought you'd already left. 194 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,674 No, no. 195 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,677 Gladys and I never get a chance to really see you and the kids. 196 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:27,180 So we figured we'd put that guest bedroom to good use 197 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,116 and stick around for a few days. 198 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,084 What is that, a California King up in there? 199 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,853 No, no, no, that's a regular King. 200 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:36,657 Is that my rob you have on? Oh. Yeah. 201 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,659 If that's a problem, I can take it off. 202 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,694 No, no! Please! 203 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,531 No, no. Uncle John, it is fine, okay? 204 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,065 Tony has plenty of robes. 205 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,634 But, Lisa, that's my favorite robe. 206 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,802 Um, uh, uh, are those my swim trunks? 207 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:51,404 Tony, you got to learn to live a little bit. 208 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:52,806 You can't just be coming home 209 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,042 worrying about who's wearing your swimming trunks. 210 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,311 Why don't you kids join me in the Jacuzzi? 211 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,180 Uh, you know what? I will take a rain check. 212 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,248 I gotta cook dinner. 213 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,417 No need, Lisa. No need. 214 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,887 I brought Chinese! 215 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,356 But I have to practice cooking for my cooking class. 216 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,559 Oh, well, I'm sorry, but I thought the kids-- 217 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,360 Kids! 218 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,298 I thought the kids would like something 219 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,000 a little different for a change. 220 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:23,771 Oh. Speaking of kids, what are you two wearing? 221 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,372 Momma, help me. 222 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,140 I look like the black Wednesday Adams. 223 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,642 Exactly! 224 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,745 Ha ha! Don't they look adorable? 225 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,014 Oh, and look at my little Devin. 226 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,816 Oh, give your aunty some sugar. 227 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,217 Mwah! 228 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,820 Well, Wednesday, why don't you come help me 229 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,789 bake this cake for cooking class? 230 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,758 (laughs) Come on, boo. 231 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,594 You trying to get my kid beat up at school? 232 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,629 Where do you even find something like that? 233 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,631 And why's he wearing my swim trunks? 234 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh, honey, don't worry. He won't be using those. 235 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,035 Oh! 236 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,172 ** 237 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,844 Hey, Tony. Huh?! 238 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,946 (sighs) What are you so jumpy about? 239 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,281 I thought you were them. 240 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,850 Tony, you know, I was thinking-- 241 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,119 Don't try it. Don't you even try it, Lisa. 242 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,353 I warned you. Didn't I warn you? 243 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,856 But no. You had to give them the guest bedroom. 244 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,292 Now guess what, Randy Jackson, now they in it to win it. 245 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,629 Well, you know it's just temporary. 246 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,963 They'll go home eventually. 247 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,965 We don't even know that they have a home. 248 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,534 They're like cancer. They metastasize. 249 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,202 Soon they're gonna spread to the master bedroom 250 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,404 and slip their names onto the deed. 251 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,141 Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit? 252 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,309 No. 253 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,811 (water bubbling) 254 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,648 What? Wait a minute. What is that noise? 255 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:44,151 I know that's not what I think it is at this hour. 256 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,319 Oh. Tony, Tony you gotta say something to them. 257 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,488 You know we got white neighbors. 258 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,967 I know y'all ain't in the Jacuzzi at this hour. 259 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,402 Not yet. We waited for them bubbles to warm up. 260 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,436 Y'all want to get in with us? 261 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,338 No. We have neighbors. 262 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,340 Neighbors that you need to get to know. 263 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,376 The Johnsons from next door gave us 264 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,945 this cheese and crackers to go with the champagne. 265 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,613 Wait. Where'd you get that champagne? 266 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,448 From your wine cabinet. 267 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,220 That is a $300 bottle of champagne 268 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,089 that I was saving for a special occasion! 269 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,125 Isn't tonight a special occasion? 270 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,495 How often do you get to spend quality time with your godparents? 271 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,932 Tony, you need to learn to enjoy your life. 272 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,734 Use your amenities. 273 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,203 That Jacuzzi had cobwebs all over it. 274 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,605 John's right! Now slip on out of that. 275 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,774 Come on and jump on in with us. 276 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,143 Enjoy some of this delicious coconut cake. 277 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,478 Lisa, girl, you put your foot up in this one. 278 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,847 Oh, no. 279 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,382 You did not eat my coconut cake! 280 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,119 Not all of it. We saved some for y'all. 281 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,321 But that was for my class. 282 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,789 You bake this good, 283 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:59,359 you need to be teaching that class. 284 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,463 Still think I'm overreacting? 285 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,733 I'm good. 286 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,135 ** 287 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,539 Come on in here, woman, close the door. 288 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:13,874 This ain't the time to get nasty. 289 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,242 We got our own room for that. 290 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,476 Why are we meeting in Devin's room? 291 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,178 'Cause they won't look for us in here. 292 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,747 Now all they do is talk, talk and more talk. 293 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,214 I'm tired of talking. 294 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,116 I wanna go back to where it's my house where I can watch TV, 295 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,484 where I'm the king of the remote. 296 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,919 Oh, trust me, I know. 297 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,455 I had to tell my teacher that my godparents ate my homework. 298 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,758 Luckily, he's never heard that excuse before, 299 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,426 so he's letting me redo it. 300 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,962 (door opening) 301 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,330 Get in here, close the door. 302 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,399 Come on, come on, come on. 303 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,802 Y'all two hiding out in my bedroom? 304 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,470 We need to talk. 305 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,306 Yeah, that's right. It's time for a family meeting. 306 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,977 You two, sit down. 307 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,080 Now obviously, there is no secret that... 308 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,481 we have a problem. 309 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,149 I mean, look at how we're dressed. 310 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,318 Yeah, but that's-- But nothing. 311 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,288 When you're under my roof, you follow my rules. 312 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,324 I talk, you listen. 313 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,094 I mean, well, it's your roof. 314 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,495 But they gotta go! 315 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,864 Okay, now just calm down. 316 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,465 Tony, you gotta handle this. 317 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,967 What? I'm the one that told you 318 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,803 that they shouldn't be here in the first place. 319 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,806 You didn't tell me they were gonna take over the whole house. 320 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,808 Hey, it doesn't matter who did what when. 321 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:25,112 We have a problem, and, Dad, you need to man up. 322 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,814 It's simple. 323 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,616 Tell 'em they need to kick rocks and kiss them goodbye. 324 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,118 Oh, no, no, no. 325 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,987 Kiss-- I ain't doing no more kissing. 326 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,189 Her moustache tickles. 327 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,591 Okay, okay, look, I get it. 328 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,028 I'm gonna have to do what I have to do and handle it 329 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,196 like I handle everything around here, hmm. 330 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,631 Show y'all how to do this. 331 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,400 Uh, y'all coming with me, right? 332 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843 (TV playing) 333 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,149 Uh, Uncle John? 334 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,185 Hey, there's my family. Ha ha. 335 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,288 You know, when I had my triple bypass, 336 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,558 it was y'all that made life worth living again. 337 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,060 So, hey, 338 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,897 how's that Rubik's Cube coming along, d'Artagnan? 339 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,598 d'Artagnan? Really? 340 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,968 Now that's just disrespectful. 341 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,670 Hey, Tony, you need to upgrade your cable. 342 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,638 You don't have any of the premium channels. 343 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,674 No, no, but I get andquot;GetFlix. 344 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,242 Yeah, they got some good movies on there. 345 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,879 They got this one called andquot;House Guests From Hell. 346 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,347 Have you seen it? No, what's that about? 347 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:38,218 It's a horror film about a happy, happy household 348 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,387 who gets taken over by houseguests 349 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,255 who can't take a hint. 350 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,993 Wow, that sounds good. Let's watch it. 351 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,028 Actually, it's on right now. 352 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,966 Uh, Dad, didn't you have something else to say? 353 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,569 Yeah, Pops, he gave you the perfect segue. 354 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,509 Tony, something you wanted to say? 355 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,477 Hey, you know, you can talk to me, tell me anything. 356 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:08,015 Come on, you're-- you're like the son I never had. 357 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,050 Hmm. 358 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,684 Yeah, um... (clearing throat) 359 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,922 Well, uh, it's like this. Um... 360 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,489 Lisa, what was it I was gonna say? 361 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,426 Um, Ebony, what was it? 362 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,129 I don't believe this. 363 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,730 Watch your mouth, d'Artagnan. 364 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,699 John, we've done it again. 365 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,201 We've done what again? 366 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,003 Overstayed our welcome. 367 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,371 I told you we should've left. 368 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,507 No, don't be ridiculous. 369 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,344 This is family. They don't want us to leave, right? 370 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,248 See? See? Oh! 371 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,350 I am so embarrassed. 372 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,519 I don't see how you are so clueless to the fact 373 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,855 that these young people, they just want their house back. 374 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,791 No, no, now, see, it's not quite like that. 375 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,961 Well, then you say I'm the clueless one. 376 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,429 But the only time you ever pay me any attention 377 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,065 is when we're in somebody else's house. 378 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,101 Well, maybe if you didn't stay out 379 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,970 till all hours of the night working late, 380 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,872 I would have someone to pay attention to at home. 381 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,440 Are you gonna get into this again? 382 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:11,311 Well, maybe if I had a clean home to come home to, 383 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,613 I wouldn't be out working late. 384 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,449 Well, don't you worry, you don't ever have to come home to me. 385 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,450 I'm done. 386 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,851 Uh, you know what? 387 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,420 Maybe we should let you guys have some time alone-- 388 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,622 Sit down! 389 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,291 Comfortable chair. 390 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,826 What do you mean, done? 391 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,395 Just what I said. 392 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,430 Lisa, Tony, your uncle will be leaving. 393 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,732 And if you don't mind, I'd like to stay here for a while 394 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,469 until I figure out what to do with the rest of my life. 395 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,505 And how long is that gonna be? 396 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,539 What? 397 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,844 ** 398 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,020 I am really sorry about this whole thing. 399 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,921 Honestly, if Tony and I would have 400 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,556 just been honest from the beginning, 401 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,091 this wouldn't have gotten out of hand. 402 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,793 No, no, no, what was said needed to be said. 403 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,196 I've been feeling like this for a long time. 404 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,697 Really? 405 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,600 But you and Uncle John always seemed so happy. 406 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,702 Seem is the operative word. 407 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,671 We've been fronting for years. 408 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,341 Now I've got a chance to live. 409 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,476 Wow. What is it you really wanna do? 410 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,111 I wanna see the world. 411 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,812 He wants to sit around the house. 412 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,082 Or other people's houses. 413 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,151 Uh, I didn't mean that as an insult. 414 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,818 I was just, uh, just stating the facts. 415 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,387 Hmm. 416 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,888 Well, you're absolutely right. 417 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,357 So I've made a decision. 418 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,659 I'm gonna go on that cruise, but I'm going by myself. 419 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,261 But what about Uncle John? 420 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,696 His alimony will be paying for it. 421 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,968 ** 422 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,213 (blues music playing) 423 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,686 The most you should ever spend on a woman in a bar is $25. 424 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,821 Tip included. 425 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,723 I knew I'd find you here. 426 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,093 Hey, Tony, my man. 427 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,361 Barkeep, give my godson here whatever he's drinking. 428 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,830 No, it's all right, I just came to, uh-- 429 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,465 To take me home. 430 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,767 I know what you're up to, and it's not gonna work. 431 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,337 It's over between me and that woman. 432 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,906 Uncle John, you guys have been married 40 years. 433 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,174 Doesn't that count for something? 434 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,411 Yeah, well, when you get there, call me. 435 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,946 We'll talk about it. 436 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,217 You know, never thought about it like that. 437 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,352 Hmm, makes me wanna rethink my own situation. 438 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,288 The same woman for 40 years. Whoo! 439 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,556 Maybe I should send Lisa 440 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,725 on that singles cruise with Aunt Gladys. 441 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,294 What singles cruise is that? 442 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,530 You know, the one with all them young single brothers 443 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,132 and them older, cougar women. 444 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,366 She didn't get her pension yet, has she? 445 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,734 Anyway, she's booking it right now. 446 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,570 She been talking about going on a cruise for ten years. 447 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,239 Them things ain't cheap. 448 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,242 Oh, what you worried about it for? You a free man now. 449 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,244 Matter of fact, we at the strip club after this. 450 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,146 Could I get a couple of shots, barkeep? 451 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,514 And we gonna need some singles, a whole lot of them. 452 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,949 I'm thirsty now. 453 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,884 You know what I mean? 454 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,653 Hook a brother up. 455 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,789 Whatever he's drinking. 456 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,825 ** 457 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,996 Now, Aunt Gladys, are you sure you wanna do this? 458 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,731 Oh, I'm sure. 459 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,168 I should've done it a long time ago. 460 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,935 (door opening) 461 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,173 So, you're going on a singles cruise, huh? 462 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:29,642 Damn, Tony, you can't hold water. 463 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,678 No, no, Lisa, that's all right. 464 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,647 He needed to hear that. 465 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,183 What's the matter, John? 466 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,785 Aren't you going to be too busy working late 467 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,920 to care about where I'm going? 468 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,022 Look, I didn't come here to get into an argument with you. 469 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,691 I came here to tell you that-- 470 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,925 Well... 471 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,195 If you're going on a singles cruise, 472 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:51,464 then I'm going on a singles cruise, too. 473 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,401 Well, fine. Well, fine. 474 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,936 May I, uh, make a suggestion here? 475 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,606 Now, since you two are both going on cruises, 476 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,009 maybe it'll be cheaper if you, you know, buy a room together. 477 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,011 Yeah, you don't even have to like each other. 478 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,246 It'll just save you a little bit of money. 479 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,615 Yeah, as a matter of fact, we will pay for it. 480 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,218 We will? I mean, of course, we will. 481 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,552 You know what? 482 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,454 Just as long as it's a cruise that leaves in the morning. 483 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,325 That's-- that's not a bad idea. 484 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,493 We'll pay you back as soon as we come back for a visit. 485 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,928 No, no, consider it a gift. 486 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:26,499 Well, I guess I put up with you for this long, I guess... 487 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,236 bunking with you on a cruise ship is not the worst. 488 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,439 Are those suitcases? Are y'all leaving? 489 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,542 Yeah, Devin, your aunt and I are hitting the road. 490 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,544 Or, should I say, the high seas? 491 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,247 Oh, so soon? 492 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,048 We gotta go, but we'll keep in touch. 493 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,818 Now come over here, give your auntie a big hug. 494 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,953 (chuckling) Oh. 495 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,289 Now, Aunt Gladys, I've been eating onions. 496 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,523 Boy, don't you be silly. 497 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,526 Get over here and give your auntie some sugar. 498 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,128 (kissing) 499 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:59,165 ** 500 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,443 I baked them cakes, baby, ay-ay. 501 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,144 I baked them cakes, baby, ay-ay. 502 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,246 Why are you in such a good mood? 503 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,617 Whoo! Guess who got an A-plus on her cake? 504 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,420 Wait a minute. When did you have time to bake another cake? 505 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,289 Oh, I didn't, the bakery did. 506 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,923 And you know what? They did so well, 507 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,493 I got put into the advanced class. Okay! 508 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,762 Well, do they have a class to figure out this stupid thing? 509 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,365 As long as we figured out how to get them to leave, 510 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,766 we won. 511 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,803 Boy, let me see that. 512 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,705 Okay. 513 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,173 Let me just do this. 514 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,376 And that. 515 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,245 Duh, easy. 516 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:51,050 Now, does the D in your name stand for Devin or dummy? 517 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,121 Man, dummy's not as bad as d'Artagnan. 518 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,457 It is true.